Vibration Training

I'm not really sure what Vibration Training is but it sounds kinda kinky.... :P

Jackson Street

Mexican food in Wellington is not really popular and I only know of 3 restaurants that serve Mexican Food. The Mexican Cafe (Newtown), The Flying Burrito Brothers (Cuba St) and In the Cactus (Petone). The only one open for lunch is The Mexican Cafe while the rest only opens for dinner. This photo was taken near In the Cactus in Petone. We braved the rain to satisfy our mexican food craving. This street sign looked cool and I wondered if this street was named after Peter Jackson, the director of LOTR & King Kong. I know some streets were named after him but probably not this one.

Sixteen

I went to the grocery for some food yesterday because I wasn't able to eat lunch due to a meeting. I just brought a $10 note with me and left my wallet in the car thinking that would be enough. So I went in, grabbed a sandwich, a coke and a pack of lollies (candies) and headed straight for the checkout (cashier).
"That would be sixteen please" said the lady at the checkout. I was surprised and thought she must have made a mistake so I said, can you run that again please because that couldn't be sixteen. I was trying to do some mental calculations - $1.10 for the coke, $2.50 for the sandwich and $2.50 for the pack of lollies. That can't be over ten dollars, let alone sixteen.
She ran the items again and said, yes it's sixteen.
I was tired, dizzy from hunger and my patience was running thin. I said that's impossible. She looked at me as though I was a dumb asian refugee (yes, I'm asian!) who cannot understand english. Whenever I get that look, I just snap. I got furious and demanded to see the manager. Turned out she was just at the other counter and overheard me. She was polynesian and had this 'gumamela' like flower on her ear. I always wondered what that was for and it sort of calmed me and I tried to explain the problem.
She then scanned the items one by one, showing me the corresponding amount at the till (cash register). After the last item was scanned, she said "and the total amount is sixteen". Looking at the till, I suddenly realized how stupid I had been, not remembering where I was and had totally forgotten the kiwi accent. They were right all along (and so was I technically) because the total amount was $6.10, or as they say it in the New Zealand accent - six teen.

Want to Have Eclat for Dinner?

The company I work for often use this caterer for our overtime dinner. Sometimes the food is just so.... exotic, it's over the top. Eclat! I'm not really sure now what 'eclat' means in filipino slang but I think it describes the food that this caterer serves accurately. Sometimes I wished they would just cook something 'normal' and 'edible' like fried chicken and mashed potatoes/rice instead of some fancy dish that I couldn't pronounce nor figure out.
And what's with the 'head' for a logo anyway? Do they double up as hairdressers? Or do they cook human heads as part of their menu?

Overtake, Undertake

When you pass a vehicle on the outer lane, it's called 'overtake'. But when you pass it on the inner lane, do you then 'undertake'? :P
(Motorists drive on the left side of the road in New Zealand)

This was taken from a truck that I was following in Petone, Wellington.

Puke Hunt

Let's have a little game. Below is a map of an area somewhere in the middle of the North Island. See how many places you can find that starts with 'Puke'.

Click on the image to enlarge.

Puke Ko in a Ponga Tree

In New Zealand, Puke ko is a bird. Not the male organ but the little animal that flies. But in this case, this is a flightless bird. It's pronounced as poo-ke ko and actually spelled as pukeko but I have a little problem with the space bar in my keyboard ;) .

Last Christmas, I heard my son sing 'On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a PUKE KO in a PONGA TREE!!' I almost slapped him in the face. 'Nawalang galang na itong bata na ito! ' (This boy has lost his manners!). As it turned out, it's a Kiwi version of the song we all know.

I have a video of his whole class singing it IN CHURCH but Tricia doesn't want me to post it.